The Daily Bitch

And HEEEEEEEEEERE'S MONTY!!
You know I never welsh, so here's the first Blogathon Bribe Payoff Song: Missy Elliott and me performing "Work It".

Now, if you help me reach my goal of $600 in the Blogathon, I will be singing "Hotel California"...and the songs only get better from there.

Head over to The Daily Bitch to check out info on the Blogathon, my charity, and the bribes.

THANKS, as always, to my ever generous sponsors!! xoxoxox

Task #4 in the Shitty Blog Survivor Game.

Compose a piece of beat poetry detailing life on the Survivor Island thus far.

Here's my entry. Say nice things about it.

Betcha thought I forgot about my blogathon payoff, eh? No such luck! Just been overwhelmed with work lately...but an entire musical is what I promised, and an entire musical is what you'll get!

Now arriving at Part III of the BLOGATHON BRIBE PAYOFF...me singing Buffy, The Musical ~Once More With Feeling.

Betcha can't wait to find out what I'll bribe you with NEXT year.

If you want to listen to me and some EXCELLENT music (no, I will NOT be singing) every week, tune in SUNDAYS at 8PM CST to KMRL, mojoradiolive.com for my show.
You can download previous shows (Monty Does Mojo) HERE, on podomatic.
You shouldn't miss it. Plus next Sunday? Double-shots. AWESOME.

Part II of Me & Buffy, singin' those songs...Joss Whedon is totally going to want to hire me for his next series.

Yes, the singing is bad.
Yes, I'm plugging my radio show on KMRL.
Yes, I'm a little bitchy.

Fun for everyone.

And you thought this day would never get here.

Heah. It. Is.
Part one of the 1K Blogathon payoff, Buffy, The Musical: Once More With Feeling
Don't turn it up too loud.
Possibly the worst singing ever.

BONUS TRACK: Bob Gentry's "Saltwater Clouds"

They're coming to take me away HAHA! HOHO! HEEHEE!
And not a moment too soon, I say.

Tune it in, turn it up.
Now with even more BOB GENTRY.

You know what this means? Next week:
BUFFY, THE MUSICAL...Part I

Yeah, baby.

Pimping out my pal Bob Gentry for the Star Tomorrow competition and the $800 Blogathon song, Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (as sung by me in all my stuffy-headed glory).

Could Friday BE any sweeter?

And MAN O MAN I was so not a cute kid. *shudder*
I look better now. With smaller glasses.

Can't get enough of those little arrows? Then you've come to the right place. I promise the torture will end soon. Next year, will you pay me to NOT sing for the Blogathon?

See what happens when I promise to sing a song for every $100 donated to my Blogathon charity?

I raised over $1K. See what you have to look forward to?

Just wait until we get to the Buffy, The Musical: "Once More With Feeling"
soundtrack. You're gonna be SO sorry.

The absurdly popular version of me rapping to Salt-N-Pepa, originally posted on evoca.com in July as part of my promised payoff for Blogathon sponsors.

A tragicomedy of a song...hey, I didn't write it.
As promised, a song by me for reaching my $400 Goal in the Blogathon (previously published on evoca.com in July)

Thanks to my sponsors! Here's your promised $300 Blogathon song.